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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

free-martinis:

constantlyfreemaned:

dahliasheng:

There’s celebrities you admire and then there’s that one. That little shit. That life ruiner that could strap ravenous tigers to their feet and use my spine as a catwalk and I’d still probably get down on my knees and thank them profusely for the opportunity.

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true.

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

he-wears-a-pair-of-silver-wings:

physics-and-fiction:

I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig.

welcome to hell