no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.
do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to flats, and restaurants, and crime scenes, and deduce you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without hearing me like sad violin music in your head. I will make you watch me jump off a building. And when I leave you believing that I’m dead for three years and you move on which will literally make me do drugs, you will finally understand, why I go by my middle name to sound cooler